RIP Michael Jackson

This is such a sad event, to say anything else would merely be pedantic.

Thank you for the music Michael, you've made all of our lives better because of it.

...that said our first response to the news was: he's faked it. 'Cardiac arrest' and to make it even more incredulous 'Los Angeles'. 'Died in the ambulance' hey hey. Really, it's the ultimate publicity stunt and when they parade the coffin onto the O2 podium he'll burst out and it'll be like, 'eigh up I still think I'm Jesus'. The opening number will be 'Thriller', mark our words you heard it hear first on Radio DINOSAVRVS REX.

I suppose this is how people feel about Elvis Presley. He was dead before we were born, so you know, the Elvis-Presley-is-still-alive-and-living-in-New-Orleans theory merely piques our interest in the same way the sasquatch does.

Again Michael, thank you for the music. If only DINOSAVRVS REX were half the men you are.